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This post is directed at the transmasculine-presenting, white, late 20s to early 30s individual at 100gecs last night, modest gauges, greasy blue mullet, hot topic x junji ito collection shirt. The one with Tomie. If this is not you STOP reading and scroll past.
I sawyou moshing hard despite the growing puddle of diarrhea in the seat of your oversize digital camo cargo shorts. People tried to push you out of the pit and tell you to go change your clothes but you just kept jumping back in. Flecks of doodoo were beginning to appear on the floor beneath you and people were screaming and scowling and eventually security came and took you away.
I love you. And I need you, emotionally, spiritually and carnally. No need to contact me, I will find you. I am just putting this message out there to tell you that I am going to make myself known to you within the Week and to ask you not to bathe until then.




